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Kate Murdoch and Brad Coffey fight for their lives in “Bloody Wedding”

Who doesn’t like a good wedding? There’s the dinner, the free booze, delicious cake and memories that will last a lifetime. But in the case of “Bloody Wedding,” the new over-the-top slasher flick from Sharkey Films, that lifetime may be a lot shorter than you might expect…

The set up is simple. Cindy (Kate Murdoch) is about to marry Pierce (Ryan Sulak), the handsome man of her dreams. She goes through the typical problems that all brides face – getting the flowers ready, an occasionally grumpy fiancé, bitchy, nasty relatives and unwanted wedding guests. Yet, all of those things seem trivial when the wedding party begins to get horrifically murdered. The suspects are everywhere with a slew of potential motives, and as the body count rises, Cindy realizes that nobody can be trusted…not even the ones she loves dearest.

“Bloody Wedding” lives up to its name – there is a wedding, and it is bloody. But that’s not the only reason that it’s a terrific success. The art of creating an enjoyable low budget horror film can be tricky, but “Bloody Wedding” kills it (pun intended). This movie has everything horror enthusiasts could hope for – loads of blood, genuine laughs and, of course, plenty of beautiful women (and men) being killed in some brilliant ways. While we don’t want to give away too much, one thing must be said: “Bloody Wedding” has one of the most terrific sex-to-kill scenes since the original “Friday the 13^th.” Note from this reviewer: LOOK UNDER THE BED BEFORE YOU HAVE SEX.

Tawny Amber Young finds herself in a rough spot.

Now, “Bloody Wedding” isn’t necessarily the scariest horror film ever made and that’s just fine. It does utilize a number of slasher clichés, but they are easily forgivable due to the tongue-and-cheek nature of this movie. It knows exactly what it is and doesn’t have to apologize for it. “Bloody Wedding” is the sickest, sexiest and goriest wedding you’ll ever attend. Just one look at the remarkably attractive wedding party, and you’ll send in your RSVP faster than you can say, “I do.”

But while the actors are undoubtedly good-looking, don’t write them off as your typical “all beauty, no brains” horror cast. Each character is developed and interesting, and there really aren’t any sore thumb performances whatsoever.

Marguerite Insolia and Mike Pfaff put up with the crude antics of Jordan Bates

Most notably, Jordan Bates as the hilarious and crude best-buddy Jim Swim is the glue that holds this cast together. His ridiculous (and often improvised) one-liners are seriously hysterical and over-the-top. “I’d go to war for those rocket tits!” was our personal favorite. Mike Pfaff plays Jackson, the groom’s brother, in a genuine and believable way, and the chemistry he shares with Ryan Sulak certainly has an insidious nature at times. Bombshells Pason and Tawney Amber Young are terrific bitches and it’s truly a pleasure to root against them. Lastly, Kate Murdoch and Brad Coffey (the brother of the bride) are the heart of this story, and they do an amazing job getting you invested in these characters and showing their humanity in an otherwise inhumane setting. Along with a stellar supporting cast, these performers clearly had their hearts in this project and made it a most memorable experience – we wouldn’t be surprised to see any one of these actors blow up in a major way given the right opportunity. After all, don’t all the greats start in horror?

Writer/producers Patty Sharkey and Mike Merickel and director Robert Hoover have a lot to be proud of with this piece. They set out to make an enjoyable horror film and they did just that. While “Bloody Wedding” may not get a massive theatrical release, it certainly has the potential to be a cult favorite in no time at all. Do yourself a favor and send your RSVP to “Bloody Wedding.” This is one wedding that people are dying to attend, so don’t miss it!

Please visit “Bloody Wedding” on Facebook. Also take a peek at Sharkey Films first feature “Homeless Joe.” Music for “Bloody Wedding” was provided by Old Man Markley.

Lee (Ryan Reyes) is your average struggling comic. He’s socially awkward and a recluse. He has a hard time making relationships work. He shows up to open mics and tells his best jokes— jokes that he may or may not have borrowed from other people…from recently murdered people, to be precise.

You see, Lee has a deep dark secret. His twin brother is a murderous psychopath hell bent on hearing a good joke, and he isn’t afraid to kill to find it. And that naturally causes a lot of problems for Lee, especially after he meets the beautiful and kind Rachel (Abby Wathen), who actually takes a liking to him. Lee now must struggle to prevent her untimely demise at the hands of this masked killer, The Funny Man.

“The Funny Man” is a 10 episode horror web series written and directed by Jake Barsha and produced by Daily Motion, and it delivers. Each episode ratchets up the body count and drives the story closer to its shocking conclusion. It’s slick, gory and ultra creepy. “The Funny Man” is no joke.

The series is led by actor Ryan Reyes who gives a subtle yet haunting performance as our disturbed comedian, Lee. You’re not really sure what to make of him. You like him, but you don’t want to. You hate him, but you sympathize. You want him to succeed, but fear what he’s going to do next. It’s dynamite that will divide horror audiences into two factions: those who root for the victim and those who root for the killer. And should it really be any other way?

Lee’s performance is complimented by a stellar ensemble cast of both up-and-coming actors as well as veterans of the genre alike. Leslie Easterbrook (“The Devil’s Rejects,” “Halloween”) and David Fine add a wild card element to the series as the nosy neighbors, and, in near the end of the series, you can see exactly why these two have had such terrific careers so far in Hollywood. They really light it up when the time comes. And while many of the other characters only survive for one or two episodes, you really get a feel for who each one is as a person. “The Funny Man” looks like a web series, but plays like a feature film, creating characters you sincerely care about that all help drive the full story forward. The body count in this show is high, but it never feels gratuitous.

Other notable successes of “The Funny Man” go to the stellar cinematography by Yuki Noguchi and the editing and directing by Jake Barsha. It is masterfully lit and each frame carries a certain weight to it. The editing is crisp and often adds to the scares, from quick flashes of horrific moments to long, dreadful sequences. The overall pace of this show is quick, but thorough, enabling the viewer to see all of the bloody details.

At the end of the day, this is simply a terrific piece overall. If you’re a fan of gory horror, watch this show. If you’re a fan of psychological horror, watch this show. If you’re a fan of horror in general, watch this show. Who knows, you may even relate to “The Funny Man.” After all, don’t we all like telling jokes?

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